Today's Track : Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight

Apparently the warehouse lady at my office thinks she runs the show in here. I called UPS to come pick-up some crap that had to be returned to Dell and she freaked on me cuz apparently we don't use UPS. Then I told her that Dell had prepaid the UPS shipment and she then got mad at me for not letting her know ahead of time. What on earth was I thinking? I should have ran everything by her insignificant self...

Stupid warehouse lady, little does she know after work I'm going to piss in her gas tank. When I'm done that I'm going to hop on her car hood and take a big shit on her windshield. Then I'm going to break into her car and turn on the windshield wipers. She's lucky I'm in a good mood because it's the labour day weekend.